HAHA dude. The title was depicted from one of Meatloaf’s song, so pardon me if you lot thought that i was being a wreckless love-bender, because i truly believe that sentence means the whole world to couples in lalalalalove (i’ve no slight idea what love-bender means. I just thought that it would look cool to read. And that lalalalalove word comes from the song i’m listening to now. Nope, not Meatloaf’s. Cool huh? Haha sekadar).

Haha damn, writing the word ‘lalalalalove’ in a blog makes me look like a teenager that had just found her ecstasy to fall deep in love, “you’re like my personal brand of heroin.” HAHA.

Swiveling to the next topic.

I attended a family gathering at aunt’s place 5 days ago, more like a just a barbecue thing. Mengerat kan hubungan silaturrahim sesama insan tersayang wahh. Haha. And there were a couple of sentences that made me laughed my cheeks off. We were joking around and my diabetic aunt said to me, “bah minum tia pepsi ahh, nada urang marahi tu,” She was referring this matter to me because i would sooner or later have the tendency to inherit my family’s ‘happy’ disease, diabetes. Thus why not accelerate it?Then my cousin said, “auu ehh, minum tia, ayee (auntie) kan recruit urang kan jadi diabetic ni. Mun nada waris harta nya kan di turun kan, waris penyakit saja, jadi tah asalkan waris.” HAHA. Good one.

I need to tone down my intakes of fizzy stuffs.

Then the families talked more on issues. There was one joke that really made my butt cracked, more. Haha. My cousin told this story about her friend’s maid, “kawanku punya amah ada kah terlampau ginis (their way of saying ‘genius). Kawanku ni masa hari atu menunjukkan amah nya macam mana kan cuci baju. Kata kawanku ani nya, ‘kau cuci baju arah enjin nyasah ani’ arah amah atu, ia tunjuk arah washing machine. Lapas tu, kawanku kenapatan amahnya berdiri menyuci baju DALAM enjin nyasah, segala badan kakinya dimasukkan nya dalam atu, ia cuci dalam enjin nyasah ahh.”

HAHA adakah ia masuk dalam washing machine, baik muat badan nya dalam atu. Terlampau belurus ia ahh.

Then my cousin went on more, “hari atu aku nyuruh amah ku taruh Axion (a washing liquid) arah stor. Lapas tu, ku cari-cari arah stor, nada bah Axion ahh. Arah freezer bah ku dapati Axion atu. Astahh.” HAHA.

Kesian ehh, i guess certain Indonesian maids aren’t used to seeing modern technology. That explains why they’re not familiar with machines nor terms. Well, Bunai is their chance.

Forgive me that this post sounds pretty much rude. But i was just merely telling a story.

Out.