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"life is like a box of chocolates. you'll never know what you're gonna get" - Forrest Gump
First, France's failure to reach the group stages. Okay, i can accept that. But the fact that they drew and lost twice! That's cool! Haha what such poor performances. And here comes 'finger-pointing-i-blame-you' game. Their coach, Raymond Domenech refused to shake hands with the coach of South Africa at the end of the match, because the French team were defeated by the home nation team. And of course, the fact that they're out of the WC. Wooo loser coach, the whole 'i-dont-want-to-shake-hands' incident was caught on video, and all over YouTube. HAHA.
France and Italy are most definitely, the down-performers in this WC. Argentina are whoa cool. I think i'm gonna root for them (it's because Gonzalo Higuain is in it, if you know what i mean). And England is quite disappointing too. This includes Wazza Rooney. I think if the Three Lions fails to qualify the group stages, Rooney's life would the same as that in Nike's World Cup Advert - mows the field, cute sighs, shaggy beard/goatee, lives off by eating baked beans, and ponders over Landon Donovan/Clint Dempsey's Nike 40feet poster for the rest of his life (actually it was supposed to be Franck Ribery, but since the French are out, and thus so is Ribery. And since the American team was supposed to be a not-so-tough match, and Dempsey scored the equaliser that denied England a win, and since Donovan is such a fucking 'proud' ass, then that poster would be like rubbing salt in Rooney's wounds). But then again, i guess Rooney is under much pressure, the expectations of him to perform like a machine pretty much blunders his performances.
So far, there's quite a bunch of controversial red cards shown to players in this WC. I think it's unreasonable to certain cases. I don't quite recall similar issues were shown in previous WC. Biased.
Second, Seth Rogen plays the lead role of The Green Hornett. What a bummer. I just found out today. He's a funny guy, whose only supposed to play comedic movies. Well, i can't stand it, his face makes me 'not-want-to-be-serious'. The Green Hornett is an acclaimed story from comics (is it...? Haha), where most teenagers and young adults looked up to it since like ages ago (i assumed...). And Jay Chou is in the movie too. I hope it'll turn out okay, rather than a bummer.
The match has resumed!
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This is the time of the year where most YouKay students returns home. I oddly think whether they're capable to withstand the heat and humidity of Brunei's motherland anymore, after being proudly exposed to cool breeze of Europe for quite some time...i wonder if they even recognize the familiar dark-melangut-cawir faces of Bruneians anymore...i figure if they ever remember the typical slangs of Brunei anymore, with the likes of "antam tah kau ehh, ingat bapa mu punya jalan?!*viewers discretion advised* pukima!"
HAHA i just love over-the-top dramas. But of course, i don't doubt them. Surely, they're still uang bunai nyamuuu.
And of course, lets not forget the couples who were parted for quite some time - individual A remained in motherland, while individual B opted to study in YouKay. I bet once returned home, there would be some sort of active activities going on between those such couples...if you know what i mean. I guess, that's the immediate time where the sales our famous 'personal store' Guardian, skyrocketed to the roof. If you would go to the aisle where ointments and such are placed, there would be one particular section where 2 items of 'lifetime protection and assurance' be gone, well at least half gone. And that would be - condoms and pregnancy tests.
HAHA pardon me readers, but it wasn't intentional, i was merely having a humble session of amusement.
But awww, as i was saying, the parted couples would once again be reunited, holding hands, cuddling, pigang sana sini, showing their intense love to the world! To sum these up - Public Display of Assfection. I guess The Gadong Mallzzzzz ahakzzz would be crowded with teenagers and such within the next 2 months or so. I despise poklans. But then again, i don't think YouKay students would be labelled as poklans. Lets just say...'socialites'. Yes, 'underrated socialites'...much safer to say here. Haha.
But hey, i've no objections to couples, i understand that the painful discretion and long distance relationships can be such a pain in the ass. So hey, let them have their way!
I've no idea what that was all about.
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I'm rooting for England. That's probably...i don't know, i just feel like it. Though i leave my options open for Spain. By the way, Spain has a really cool home jersey. And i would like to own one. I've no idea why i'm telling you lot about it, it's not as if i'm gonna get one for my belated birthday anyway, so it's kinda useless to mention it here. But then again, it doesn't hurt just to mention it...who knows...you know...
I think i'm gonna stay up till late at nights, i mean till dawn, just to catch the WC. I mean, it's fun. Just as long as i've someone to accompany me watch it too, then it won't be a lonely match, let it be through online webcam or online chat.
I can understand if it's Twitter, because that program is solely functioned for updates 24/7. You lot can talk crap about your life there, without others getting annoyed by the constant so-called-boring-life-updates of yours. Seriously dude, but don't do those annoying-lame-"oh someone fuck me"-kind-of-updates on your Facebook status. Well, more like "eyh kn tid0r ku eyhzz, gudnite ppl".
What a loser.
Maybe, i'm not accustomed to that kind of thing, that's why i'm pretty much rude to you lot. But cmon assholes.
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